My Truth About Santa – Guest Post by Alysa Salzburg

Alysa Salzburg lives in Paris with an eccentric Frenchman and a cross-eyed cat. She blogs on Open Salon and is editor-in-chief of Beguile, a literary and arts e-zine. Alysa is an Open Salon blogger friend, and she kindly consented to let me post this piece here. I love this essay, not just because it’s beautifully written, but because it flies in the face of this era’s divorce backlash. Sorry, Judith Wallerstein, you doyenne of perpetual divorce doom, but “children of divorce,” even of bad divorces, can and do grow up to find love,  friendship, meaningful work, and a zest for life. Just read below.

“I’d rather learn from one bird how not to sing

than teach 10,000 stars how not to dance.”

e.e. cummings

I love her, but I have to admit my mom has never been the most truthful person.  Some of her lies have been horrible and life-altering, like covering up the affair she’d been having for years with her boss.  Others, though, were magical.  As a child, I didn’t just get money from the Tooth Fairy; I also got letters on small, unmarked stationary paper. I think sometimes the paper was a soft pastel shade, but I also recall missives in white.  The handwriting was what was most remarkable. In her role as the Tooth Fairy, my mother used a loopy, sprawling script that looked nothing like the penmanship on the grocery lists and notes for teachers that she wrote in her role as “Mom”.

When my parents divorced, I was in sixth grade.  My mother was a wreck.  I’d realize later that she really had had no idea what being divorced implied; in a way, her tendency to bend the truth might have been a sign that she didn’t have a good understanding of how the “real” world works.  Now, all of the daily decisions, the handling of money, the social obligations, the parental duties had to be fulfilled by her alone. Most single parents assume these responsibilities as best they can, but my mother sort of cracked somewhere in the middle.  That Christmas, she confirmed to me that there was no Santa, and asked me to help her do the gift shopping for my sister and brother.  I think it was because she’d never done anything like that on her own.

My sister and I always got a porcelain doll on Christmas Eve.  It was a useless tradition, especially since we didn’t really care about it very much.  We loved dolls – Barbies, paper dolls, stuffed ones – our house overflowed with them.  But we couldn’t play with the porcelain dolls. They were “collector’s items”, and stayed held up by wire stands, cluttering our dressers.  The year of the divorce, while we were shopping for my brother and sister’s Christmas presents, my mother told me to choose my porcelain doll.

Maybe it was a way to comfort myself, to keep myself in a world that was more magical than the actual one, but not for the first time, and I know not for the last, I found a tie to the unreal: I privately called the doll I picked “The Last Doll”, a reference to my favorite book, A Little Princess.  I was Sara Crewe in my own way, with this doll as a reminder of my former life, a life that would grow more and more distant as my relationship with my parents changed, my mother’s bad financial choices made money scarce, and our house and yard fell into neglect.

There’s a part of me that’s like my mom, a part that’s always floating, that can never be brought down to solid ground.  In the years following the divorce, I used to tell my little brother, eight years my junior, that I was one of Santa’s elves.  I used my insomnia as a point of persuasion: “I don’t sleep a lot,” I told him, “because half the year, I magically go to the North Pole at night and help Santa make toys.”  I got it down to a science: Elves, I said, were specialized in making different kinds of things.  I bound books and made dolls.
In the pre-divorce years, when we’d ask our nanny if Santa was real, she would say, “I believe Santa Claus represents the spirit of Christmas.  And I believe in the spirit of Christmas.”  I could explain my refusal to deny Santa’s existence the same way.But truthfully, I can’t tell you there’s no Santa — or fairies, or elves, because I’m not convinced there aren’t.  Maybe, like my mom, I don’t have a perfect grip on reality.  Even if I were sure these beings didn’t exist, though, what’s the point in breaking the spell for those who still believe?  That magic and wonder are two of the most important things in life, is one of the few truths I can fully get behind.  I know my kids will also receive beautifully scrawled letters from the Tooth Fairy, and when they get older, I’d be so proud if they followed in my footsteps and became part-time elves.

About perilsofdivorcedpauline

I am a survivor of a world-class gnarly divorce. My dastardly ex-husband is suing me for full custody of my son, and more time with my daughter. He’s super-rich and I’m super-not. You get the picture.
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